Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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