Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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YOU

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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