I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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