a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Rebecca Black's career.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Anti Joke

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