- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Albert <3 Hunter

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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