Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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