- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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