your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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