What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Brain fart

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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