roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Small breasts.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Women's rights

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A scottish man having fun

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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penis

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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