Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Women's rights.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The jets are a good team..

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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