There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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