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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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