- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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