What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A joke

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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arse

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Global Warming.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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