What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Men's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black succeeds

your all shit at jokes

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

You.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's in there? Get outta there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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