- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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