- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil is a reterd.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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