- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I had a lemon. hi.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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