- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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