- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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