- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A jew enters a mall.

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