an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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