Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock knock, COME IN!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Women's rights

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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