When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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