Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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