- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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