What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

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