Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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