- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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