How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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