- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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