Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A hill billy went fishing

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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