- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

men's rights activists

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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