- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

This is a random Anti joke.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock knock It's open, come in

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??