- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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