- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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