- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

You are joking right?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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