- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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