- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

So a bar walks into a man...

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Haha, I get it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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