What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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