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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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