- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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