Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

I like school Said no one ever.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What is the name of the car? What

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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