A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

your face

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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