- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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