- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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