- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

your mama so old, shes dead.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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