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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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