what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Cripples are lame.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

penis. nuff said.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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