who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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