Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A penis walks into a bar..

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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