- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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