how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Anti Joke

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