- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How about that airline food?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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