What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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